Not So Simple Pleasures

So I just received a pretty hilarious text, which finally brought me up from the wallowing I had been doing while at work. It read, "So Ali and I thought you would really like this. I was kissing a guy with a septum ring and our respective nose rings got caught together and stuck."

God, I love life.

Oh, and what was my response?

"That brings up a few very awkward possibilities in the future. Be sure to ask him where other piercings are located."

BAHAHA.